Jurassic World was not good. With a barely coherent plot and senseless sequence of events, the movie made The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3 look good.

Thankfully, the best thing about the Jurassic franchise returns with this instalment for the first time since 1997: Jeff Goldblum’s Dr Ian Malcolm, the sex icon of the palaeontology world.

Sorry, Ross.

Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom hits theatres in June 2018.